homill

Homill.

First of all. What the HELL is up with blogger giving me all of these ho related words?!

Anyway.

Homill.

The place where hos are made.

How does one pluralize ho?

Hostuf

Hostuf: Verb  [ho-stuff]

The act of sex with a ho.  To stuff a ho.  

Sorry, I'm tired and that's all I can think of.

ablyt

ablyt: Verb Abbreviation

The highshool-girl abbreviation strikes again!

Ablyt:  To obliterate.

Girl, I know you didn't wear the same dress as me to prom.  I will ablyt you.  Sleep with one eye open.

[please note that highschool girls who normally use such abbreviations are haughty rich girls, but apparently my version is a super fierce sistah who likes Metallica.]  [Please also note that the spelling of obliterate had absolutely nothing to do with the spelling of its abbrev.]

thookth (sooks)

This is a hard one. 

Whenever they give me a "th" sound I tend to go for the easy out...

You know, make fun of people with lisps.  Cause I had one, and I dont mind making fun of it because of said lisp... translation for lispers:  (Cauthe I had one and I dont mind making fun of it becauthe of thaid lithp.

HOWEVER.  "Thookth" would be "Sooks" in regular english.

So. (tho)  Let's pretend the word was "Sooks" (leth pretend the word wath "thookth")

Sooks: Plural Noun

Describes a pair of socks that are made for people with abnormally long arches to the point that their feet are more like pvc pipes with toes than real people feet.

stegypnos

Stegypnos: Noun

A rare and very difficult branch of hypnotism that works only on stegosauruses. 

Made all the more difficult because of their spiny back covering (makes it harder to get to the brain)

Oh, and because they're dead.

alaysia

What!  I got a comment today, which I returned. 

And you know what I got?!  A word to describe the magical land that I've been in.

ALAYSIA: Proper Noun

The country (magical land) where I am completely apathetic and lazy about my verification words blog!  

Sometimes I wonder if blogger knows me better than I think it does.

Must blog more often and leave comments even MORE often. 

Merbean

Merbean:  n

A mermaid... but a bean.

So, imagine if a bean had a sexy fishy tail

Merbean.  It's gonna be a thing.  Imagine the amazing mexican dishes that could be created with such a dish.

Bioners

Bioners

Bionic Boners.  I dont think I need to further describe this. 

I also find it coincidental that I got this verification word from Renee's Blog.

Diese

Diese [deh-eesse]

You know when someone gets drunk, then tries to trick you into making out with them by telling you they have this fatal disease, and you feel sorry for them, so for a second you actually think about making out with them, because, what the hell, they're dying anyway? But then they pass out? This is how they pronounce the word 'disease'. And don't make out with them, it's a trick.

 

Ex. "I have 'is diese whur my kidneysh culd 'splode out myeyes... yr purty letsmakeout..."

Bingazzy

Bingazzy [bing-azzee]

What Snoop Dogg calls Bing Crosby. He's a huge fan, trust me.

slopyrbus

slopyrbus adj. [sloppy-are-bus]

Word used to describe some Diane Arbus photography that never got published because it was a little fuzzy and sloppy.

see also:

Sloppy Joes eaten on the bus in highschool in a white shirt.  AKA:  Social Suicide.

dievesc

Dievesc: adj. [dee-uh-'vess]

A word used to describe a dude who is quickly gaining speed and heading into DIVAVILLE.

Man! Why is Turner getting all dievesc?! Doesn't he know those marc jacob sliders he has on are SO last season?

(yeah, that was weak.  sorry)

gines

Gine: (Noun) [has a long eye sound]

Thank you Bryan, for helping me to find the definition to this word.

Gines.  The term for a vagina when it is grown on a male spontaneously. 

"Oh no!  I just shed a tear over this overly-romantic book!  This is soooo not manly.  I think I've grown a Gine."

Imisho

Imisho (declaration)

[I'm-is-ho]

Often something exclaimed by a prostitute when she's trying to explain which pimp is hers.

Duh.



"Bitch, I dont know who you think you is! This curly haired freak is mine! Imisho, back the eff up!"

**Note: I dont think that prostitutes say eff. they probably go for the gold.

inons

inons (n)

A scientific word used by fifth graders to describe ions before they realize that they're saying it wrong.



This guy used to say inons. Now he laughs at the little people so stupid as to misspeak about science.

burace

Burace (n) ['boo-race]

A NASCAR race in which all cars are run on Butane.

BURACE.

See Also:

(N.)

Versace clothing created by Burt Reynolds. 

['bur-ah-tchee]

Yes, Burace clothing is nakedness.

Imagine NASCAR's surprise when they realized they chose the same name as a line of nakedness!!

BLUSH!

fruckbw

Fruckbw (n)

(First of all, let me just say that this is by far the most absurd "word" I've seen at this point.  I dont doubt that tomorrow I'll be amazed yet again, but for today... Fruckbw takes the cake)

Alright... Fruckbw. 

Police Jargon for a Ford Truck circa 1972 that is black with white racing stripes 

See also: Zebra train.  But, you know.  When you see a 220 in progress and the perp is getting into a black 1972 Ford Truck with white racing stripes it's obviously easier to say Fruckbw.

Pronounced:  ['fruck (sounds like fuck, with an "r" in there) bwuh]

tuntic

You know how some people have facial ticks?

Like, they often blink with only one eye when they're lying?

Well, a tuntic is a lot like facial tick, but with your tongue.

For instance, someone who sticks their tongue out when looking at a pretty girl.  Or someone who absentmindedly clicks their tongue against their teeth whenever they see a baby.

Shut up, I don't do that second one.  I do NOT have a tuntic.

monste

abbreviation for monster.

It's so street.

And you are such a monste.

(I'm sorry that when verif words seem like half assed real words, I tend to just... make them half assed highschooler abbrevs. deal.)

songs

Songs.

What?! A REAL WORD?!

That's ridiculous.

Anterso

Something only a child would say.

Mom: Henry... what are you eating?

Henry: Nothin...

Mom:  Henry! What are you EATING?!

Henry: Just an anterso...  They're squirmy  and it feels funny!

Mom: WHAT?! Spit them out! Please not fire-ants please not fire-ants.

Spolub

Spolub: (n) ['spoh-lube]

A heat-resistant substance used on the Russian Space Station to lubricate the inner workings of the deep heat chamber's clock sprockets.

...What's that?

...Yes, there's a deep heat chamber.  

...Seriously.

... Oh, I see how it is, you don't believe me?!

... Well that's rich.  (Like Lance Bass if you insist on seeing it for yourself!)

... Yeah, well Spolub in your eye when you go there and check it out!

Pyrar

This is the sound that you make when trying to say pylon to your dentist while s/he is trying to make a mold of your molars.

Wook, doctha Weer, I culnd fine muy thooz thi mownin beca theyew undew a pyrar.  Thowy om weawin thandalth. *

Any guesses?! Anyone?!

Look, Doctor Weer,  I couldn't find my shoes this morning because they were under a pylon.  Sorry I'm wearing Sandals!**

*While trying to sound out these "my mouth is full of mushy gross clay" sounds I nearly gagged myself...  for Shame.

** Also I have no idea why a dentist would care if you were wearing sandals or not, or why my shoes would be under a pylon... but that's what I had.  I need coffee.

Tzess

A really obnoxious girl wore shorts to my wedding.

This is the name I would have given her had she not been dating my brother, and therefore I had to be nice to her.

So I called her by her real name, Tess.  And not her given ghetto name.  Which definitely would have been Tzess.

gensper

gensper: Noun.

The sister shoe to the Jodphur. (which is oddly enough... a real freakin' word)