Sunday, May 31, 2009

ablyt

ablyt: Verb Abbreviation

The highshool-girl abbreviation strikes again!

Ablyt:  To obliterate.

Girl, I know you didn't wear the same dress as me to prom.  I will ablyt you.  Sleep with one eye open.

[please note that highschool girls who normally use such abbreviations are haughty rich girls, but apparently my version is a super fierce sistah who likes Metallica.]  [Please also note that the spelling of obliterate had absolutely nothing to do with the spelling of its abbrev.]

thookth (sooks)

This is a hard one. 

Whenever they give me a "th" sound I tend to go for the easy out...

You know, make fun of people with lisps.  Cause I had one, and I dont mind making fun of it because of said lisp... translation for lispers:  (Cauthe I had one and I dont mind making fun of it becauthe of thaid lithp.

HOWEVER.  "Thookth" would be "Sooks" in regular english.

So. (tho)  Let's pretend the word was "Sooks" (leth pretend the word wath "thookth")

Sooks: Plural Noun

Describes a pair of socks that are made for people with abnormally long arches to the point that their feet are more like pvc pipes with toes than real people feet.





stegypnos

Stegypnos: Noun

A rare and very difficult branch of hypnotism that works only on stegosauruses. 

Made all the more difficult because of their spiny back covering (makes it harder to get to the brain)

Oh, and because they're dead.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

alaysia

What!  I got a comment today, which I returned. 

And you know what I got?!  A word to describe the magical land that I've been in.

ALAYSIA: Proper Noun

The country (magical land) where I am completely apathetic and lazy about my verification words blog!  

Sometimes I wonder if blogger knows me better than I think it does.

Must blog more often and leave comments even MORE often.