Bioners

Bioners

Bionic Boners.  I dont think I need to further describe this. 

I also find it coincidental that I got this verification word from Renee's Blog.

Diese

Diese [deh-eesse]

You know when someone gets drunk, then tries to trick you into making out with them by telling you they have this fatal disease, and you feel sorry for them, so for a second you actually think about making out with them, because, what the hell, they're dying anyway? But then they pass out? This is how they pronounce the word 'disease'. And don't make out with them, it's a trick.

 

Ex. "I have 'is diese whur my kidneysh culd 'splode out myeyes... yr purty letsmakeout..."

Bingazzy

Bingazzy [bing-azzee]

What Snoop Dogg calls Bing Crosby. He's a huge fan, trust me.

slopyrbus

slopyrbus adj. [sloppy-are-bus]

Word used to describe some Diane Arbus photography that never got published because it was a little fuzzy and sloppy.

see also:

Sloppy Joes eaten on the bus in highschool in a white shirt.  AKA:  Social Suicide.

dievesc

Dievesc: adj. [dee-uh-'vess]

A word used to describe a dude who is quickly gaining speed and heading into DIVAVILLE.

Man! Why is Turner getting all dievesc?! Doesn't he know those marc jacob sliders he has on are SO last season?

(yeah, that was weak.  sorry)

gines

Gine: (Noun) [has a long eye sound]

Thank you Bryan, for helping me to find the definition to this word.

Gines.  The term for a vagina when it is grown on a male spontaneously. 

"Oh no!  I just shed a tear over this overly-romantic book!  This is soooo not manly.  I think I've grown a Gine."

Imisho

Imisho (declaration)

[I'm-is-ho]

Often something exclaimed by a prostitute when she's trying to explain which pimp is hers.

Duh.



"Bitch, I dont know who you think you is! This curly haired freak is mine! Imisho, back the eff up!"

**Note: I dont think that prostitutes say eff. they probably go for the gold.

inons

inons (n)

A scientific word used by fifth graders to describe ions before they realize that they're saying it wrong.



This guy used to say inons. Now he laughs at the little people so stupid as to misspeak about science.

burace

Burace (n) ['boo-race]

A NASCAR race in which all cars are run on Butane.

BURACE.

See Also:

(N.)

Versace clothing created by Burt Reynolds. 

['bur-ah-tchee]

Yes, Burace clothing is nakedness.

Imagine NASCAR's surprise when they realized they chose the same name as a line of nakedness!!

BLUSH!

fruckbw

Fruckbw (n)

(First of all, let me just say that this is by far the most absurd "word" I've seen at this point.  I dont doubt that tomorrow I'll be amazed yet again, but for today... Fruckbw takes the cake)

Alright... Fruckbw. 

Police Jargon for a Ford Truck circa 1972 that is black with white racing stripes 

See also: Zebra train.  But, you know.  When you see a 220 in progress and the perp is getting into a black 1972 Ford Truck with white racing stripes it's obviously easier to say Fruckbw.

Pronounced:  ['fruck (sounds like fuck, with an "r" in there) bwuh]

tuntic

You know how some people have facial ticks?

Like, they often blink with only one eye when they're lying?

Well, a tuntic is a lot like facial tick, but with your tongue.

For instance, someone who sticks their tongue out when looking at a pretty girl.  Or someone who absentmindedly clicks their tongue against their teeth whenever they see a baby.

Shut up, I don't do that second one.  I do NOT have a tuntic.

monste

abbreviation for monster.

It's so street.

And you are such a monste.

(I'm sorry that when verif words seem like half assed real words, I tend to just... make them half assed highschooler abbrevs. deal.)

songs

Songs.

What?! A REAL WORD?!

That's ridiculous.

Anterso

Something only a child would say.

Mom: Henry... what are you eating?

Henry: Nothin...

Mom:  Henry! What are you EATING?!

Henry: Just an anterso...  They're squirmy  and it feels funny!

Mom: WHAT?! Spit them out! Please not fire-ants please not fire-ants.

Spolub

Spolub: (n) ['spoh-lube]

A heat-resistant substance used on the Russian Space Station to lubricate the inner workings of the deep heat chamber's clock sprockets.

...What's that?

...Yes, there's a deep heat chamber.  

...Seriously.

... Oh, I see how it is, you don't believe me?!

... Well that's rich.  (Like Lance Bass if you insist on seeing it for yourself!)

... Yeah, well Spolub in your eye when you go there and check it out!

Pyrar

This is the sound that you make when trying to say pylon to your dentist while s/he is trying to make a mold of your molars.

Wook, doctha Weer, I culnd fine muy thooz thi mownin beca theyew undew a pyrar.  Thowy om weawin thandalth. *

Any guesses?! Anyone?!

Look, Doctor Weer,  I couldn't find my shoes this morning because they were under a pylon.  Sorry I'm wearing Sandals!**

*While trying to sound out these "my mouth is full of mushy gross clay" sounds I nearly gagged myself...  for Shame.

** Also I have no idea why a dentist would care if you were wearing sandals or not, or why my shoes would be under a pylon... but that's what I had.  I need coffee.

Tzess

A really obnoxious girl wore shorts to my wedding.

This is the name I would have given her had she not been dating my brother, and therefore I had to be nice to her.

So I called her by her real name, Tess.  And not her given ghetto name.  Which definitely would have been Tzess.

gensper

gensper: Noun.

The sister shoe to the Jodphur. (which is oddly enough... a real freakin' word)

leavas

The first thing that popped into my head was Las Vegas and a girl named Lea.

If I was named Lea, and I had enough money to buy Las Vegas...

I would name it Leavas.

Leavas (proper noun)

Momestle

I first read this as "Nestle". Then I really wanted some chocolate.

Bergicat

bergicat (n) ['bear-jee-cat]

A large house cat (like... LARGE. like... LIVIN'LARGE!) that one can train to turn into a bear with careful patience.

(careful cause you might fall in love)

spighthe

Spighthe (n)

Tea that has come straight from a hose spiggot.

Have you tried spighthe yet?! It's not very tasty, but I hear it has a lot of minerals.

sockettu!

Sockettu (v, exclamation)

Screamed out in the course of a fight.  Meaning to punch.

Bitch! You best look out!  I'm gonna sockettu you!

badumtaaaaaaaaaaa

Zonstrap

Zonstrap (n)

The crazy little straps one finds on leiterhosen.  But only if they are embellished with the Von Trap children of "the sound of music" fame.

My, what lovely collector Zonstraps you have!  I love Switzerland, Yaaaah!

edunocolate

edunocolate (v)

The action of educating someone on how to inoculate baby rabbits while also collating manuals.

It's a very specific word.

ednesh

ednesh (n)

An indian dish.  Made of absolute deliciousness.

berib

Berib (v/adjective)

The act of putting ribs on oneself.  Kind of like when you put on glasses and someone says you're bespectacled.

Hey! Berib yourself!... My you're beribbed today.

enersh

enersh: n

The cool new way that the kids these days are saying "inertia."

ex:  Wow, like today in physics we totally learned a lot about enersh.  I hope that Tommy asks me to prom.  We'd have MAD enersh on the dance floor.  Shawty's gonna get low low low low.

(oh dear god.  I am losing it)

fruto

Fruto: n.

Someone who is well-versed in fruits. 

similar words include: wino... and... ok, there's only one similar word.

ex:  Man, I never knew that Sam was such a fruto! She really knows her bananas!

(wait, I think that innuendo just gave me an alternate definition...)

Yasion

Yasion: n.

['Yaz-ee-yawn]

A new birth control pill (from the makers of yazmin) that causes you to yawn.  For all those ladies who only like sex when they're sleepy.