Pyrar

This is the sound that you make when trying to say pylon to your dentist while s/he is trying to make a mold of your molars.

Wook, doctha Weer, I culnd fine muy thooz thi mownin beca theyew undew a pyrar.  Thowy om weawin thandalth. *

Any guesses?! Anyone?!

Look, Doctor Weer,  I couldn't find my shoes this morning because they were under a pylon.  Sorry I'm wearing Sandals!**

*While trying to sound out these "my mouth is full of mushy gross clay" sounds I nearly gagged myself...  for Shame.

** Also I have no idea why a dentist would care if you were wearing sandals or not, or why my shoes would be under a pylon... but that's what I had.  I need coffee.